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Update:The deadline for this contest has been pushed to March 20th. That should be more than enough time, right? The prize is...a japanese snack food of some sort.Hey everyone! This week's contest is to see who can come up with the best Video game themed joke! Come up with a joke or short funny story involving your favorite video game characters to win fabulous prizes! You can submit your entry by posting a comment here or sending me a message at my facebook. Either way, you're entered to win! Good luck everyone!
Princesses, they're always in some other castle, am I right folks? What's the deal with that? But seriously,
ReplyDeleteKratos was really drunk one night and the inn keeper where he was staying came bursting into the drinking hall shouting "Help! My grandmother has been taken hostage by a demon from hades! Kratos, I need your help! If you do me this honor, you may sleep with my finest daughter."
Well, of course since Kratos loves the ladies, and hates the demons, he stood up and slurred "Sure, whatever, I'll do it." The Inn keeper, elated by his assured salvation, handed Kratos a magic talisman and said "Okay, you must place this sacred symbol around it's neck to bind it. When you return, my finest daughter is yours for the taking."
Kratos grabbed the talisman and tipsily wandered down into the basement. From above, the screams of the demon echoed, causing a silence to come over the room. After about 45minutes, the wailing subsided, and Kratos limped wearily, still drunk to the top of the stair.
Still covered in the demon's blood and entrails, he proclaimed victory and said heartily to the Inn keeper: "Okay, so now I give the necklace to your daughter right?"....
ohhh ho ho. *gong*
Why does Mario eat mushrooms at parties?
ReplyDeleteBecause he's such a fungi. OOOOOH!